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    #51
    Originally posted by MrMarkyMark View Post
    Must admit, I was, also, a little intrigued by this statement, what does "get out while you can", mean?
    When was the list time you watched Brazilian porn?

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      #52
      The Poke reporting on a DM article that isn't about what the DM says it is...
      http://www.thepoke.co.uk/2016/01/14/...angaroo-gurus/
      {emotionless greeting}

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        #53
        Important stuff

        Sorry its from the mail but:

        Why your breasts bounce and how the pattern of the jiggle reveals your age | Daily Mail Online

        With each step a woman takes, her breasts move an average of 9 cm - not just up and down, but also sideways - in a figure of eight motion. When she breaks into a run, they move up to 15 cm with each stride, if unconstrained by a bra.

        This means that during a 1 km jog of 1,320 steps, the breasts of an average C-cup sized women will have independently travelled as much as 0.12 of a kilometre.
        Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.

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          #54
          MF it could be you

          Lockheed Martin F-35 Lightning II's ejector seat works on pilots over 14 st | Daily Mail Online


          Ejector seats in new £100m British fighter jets will only work if pilots weigh more than 14 stone
          Design flaw in the Lockheed Martin F-35 Lightning II stealths mean anyone lighter than that could break their necks if they need to release themselves
          U.S. banned pilots who weigh less than 9st 10lbs after their dummy tests
          If the problem can't be resolved a ban could be imposed by the RAF as wel
          new job?
          Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.

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            #55
            £100 mln jet and they bother making ejection seats in the first place???

            FFS, pilots that lose such an expensive toy might as well not bother coming back...


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              #56
              No more beer or bacon butties for MPs due to Sharia Law

              "Sharia law may stop MPs drinking: Bars will be banned if politicians move to Department of Health - because of secret deal to finance Islamic bond scheme"

              If MPs move to Department of Health building Sharia Law will ban bars | Daily Mail Online

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                #57
                Originally posted by SunnyInHades View Post
                "Sharia law may stop MPs drinking: Bars will be banned if politicians move to Department of Health - because of secret deal to finance Islamic bond scheme"

                If MPs move to Department of Health building Sharia Law will ban bars | Daily Mail Online
                Do KUATB!

                http://forums.contractoruk.com/gener...ead-times.html
                Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.

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                  #58
                  Which is what exactly ??
                  Let us not forget EU open doors immigration benefits IT contractors more than anyone

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                    #59
                    Originally posted by DodgyAgent View Post
                    Which is what exactly ??
                    what your Mrs misses most in your relationship?
                    Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.

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                      #60
                      Ah but is it BullTulip?

                      Artist Lisa Levy calls 'bull****' on art world by sitting naked on toilet at New York gallery | Daily Mail Online

                      Artist calls 'bull****' on pretentious art world by sitting naked and silent on a toilet for hours on end at New York gallery
                      Brooklyn Lisa Levy sat naked and silent on toilet at a gallery for ten hours
                      She was hitting out at the 'ego and pretense' she says has taken over art
                      Visitors invited to sit on toilet opposite her during the bizarre performance
                      Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.

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