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The Poke reporting on a DM article that isn't about what the DM says it is...
http://www.thepoke.co.uk/2016/01/14/...angaroo-gurus/…Maybe we ain’t that young anymoreComment
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Important stuff
Sorry its from the mail but:
Why your breasts bounce and how the pattern of the jiggle reveals your age | Daily Mail Online
With each step a woman takes, her breasts move an average of 9 cm - not just up and down, but also sideways - in a figure of eight motion. When she breaks into a run, they move up to 15 cm with each stride, if unconstrained by a bra.
This means that during a 1 km jog of 1,320 steps, the breasts of an average C-cup sized women will have independently travelled as much as 0.12 of a kilometre.Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.Comment
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MF it could be you
Lockheed Martin F-35 Lightning II's ejector seat works on pilots over 14 st | Daily Mail Online
Ejector seats in new £100m British fighter jets will only work if pilots weigh more than 14 stone
Design flaw in the Lockheed Martin F-35 Lightning II stealths mean anyone lighter than that could break their necks if they need to release themselves
U.S. banned pilots who weigh less than 9st 10lbs after their dummy tests
If the problem can't be resolved a ban could be imposed by the RAF as welAlways forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.Comment
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£100 mln jet and they bother making ejection seats in the first place???
FFS, pilots that lose such an expensive toy might as well not bother coming back...
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No more beer or bacon butties for MPs due to Sharia Law
"Sharia law may stop MPs drinking: Bars will be banned if politicians move to Department of Health - because of secret deal to finance Islamic bond scheme"
If MPs move to Department of Health building Sharia Law will ban bars | Daily Mail OnlineComment
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Originally posted by SunnyInHades View Post"Sharia law may stop MPs drinking: Bars will be banned if politicians move to Department of Health - because of secret deal to finance Islamic bond scheme"
If MPs move to Department of Health building Sharia Law will ban bars | Daily Mail Online
http://forums.contractoruk.com/gener...ead-times.htmlAlways forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.Comment
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Originally posted by vetran View PostLet us not forget EU open doors immigration benefits IT contractors more than anyoneComment
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Originally posted by DodgyAgent View PostWhich is what exactly ??Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.Comment
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Ah but is it BullTulip?
Artist Lisa Levy calls 'bull****' on art world by sitting naked on toilet at New York gallery | Daily Mail Online
Artist calls 'bull****' on pretentious art world by sitting naked and silent on a toilet for hours on end at New York gallery
Brooklyn Lisa Levy sat naked and silent on toilet at a gallery for ten hours
She was hitting out at the 'ego and pretense' she says has taken over art
Visitors invited to sit on toilet opposite her during the bizarre performanceAlways forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.Comment
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