"I read somewhere..."

[SimonMac]

What is the greatest lie ever told?

I have read the Terms and Conditions

[WTFH]

"Yes, I have opted in to the conduct of sexual partners regulations"

[FatLazyContractor]

What is the greatest lie ever told?

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[jbond007]

I see a future with you

[FatLazyContractor]

I see you've great tits. May I play with them?

Works everytime

[vetran]

What is the greatest lie ever told?

I have read the Terms and Conditions

wow that's harsh Mrs SM made you agree to T&Cs? She just told me not to wipe it on the curtains.

[MicrosoftBob]

In my youth I convinced a lot of woman that a scar on my shoulder was caused by a shark bite whilst surfing, I mean really how stupid do you have to be to believe that kind of rubbish

[BrilloPad]

An agency organized a contractor meet up in early 90s. Someone asked if a female agent had ever slept with them to get them to sign a contract. No-one said anything.

Until the agent said he had slept with a female contractor to get her to sign!

[FatLazyContractor]

In my youth I convinced a lot of woman that a scar on my shoulder was caused by a shark bite whilst surfing, I mean really how stupid do you have to be to believe that kind of rubbish

You mean a fat woman? We all know MF's wife is a silly b*(&^

HTH
AtW

PS - Wasn't there a talk about how grammatically correct people get laid often? Have you read that?

[MarillionFan]

It's not you, it's me.