"I read somewhere..."

[Troll]

An agency organized a contractor meet up in early 90s. Someone asked if a female agent had ever slept with them to get them to sign a contract. No-one said anything.

Until the agent said he had slept with a female contractor to get her to sign!

Just before I joined the Fraternal Brotherhood there was a story doing the rounds in London of a female agent offering a BJ to a contractor to take the contract

Never happened to me though

[FatLazyContractor]

It's not you, it's me.

Horny?

Isn't it called a rape?

[vetran]

AtW its arrived!!!!

Chuckle Brothers-like angry men struggle to move a sofa on video | Daily Mail Online

http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2016/...4927677959.jpg

http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2016/...4927701268.jpg

[Uncle Albert]

[AtW]

Missed my delivery!!!

[vetran]

Poor Brillo

Judge Paul Coleridge says divorce makes many wish they stayed together | Daily Mail Online

Couples 'regret divorce after five years': Judge says consequences of the separation makes many wish they were still together
Sir Paul Coleridge said 'high proportion' of couples regret divorce
Former High Court judge said it usually happens after five years
Evidence suggests one in five divorced couples wish they had not split

one of them regrets it

[vetran]

Stretch goal for MS

James Ware dines at all FORTY SIX McDonald's restaurants in London | Daily Mail Online

Fast-food fan dines at all FORTY SIX McDonald's restaurants in London during a 17-hour 'Mac-marathon' - consuming a whopping 15,000 calories
James Ware, 23, started his binge at 8am and completed it just after 1am
Londoner used a Boris bike to visit all 46 fast-food restaurants
He ate or drank something in each spending just under £90

[NigelJK]

I've paid more than that for a starter before now.

[FatLazyContractor]

Anyone wondered how big a dump he had later?

Sorry .... He ate, I meant.

[vetran]

proper sockie use

Why you CAN'T trust a hotel safe: Locksmith claims he can open any device using just a magnet and a sock (in five seconds) | Daily Mail Online

Why you CAN'T trust a hotel safe: Locksmith claims he can open any device using just a magnet and a sock (in five seconds)
Terry Whin-Yates states that any hotel safe in the world can be broken into
Locksmith claims that they can be forced open using a magnet and a sock
The confident Vancouver-native has demonstrated his technique in a video

obvious really