"I read somewhere..."

[MrMarkyMark]

FTFY

To be fair reading the article if he meets girls who say 'What's that', when it's very clearly his bell end, he needs to find some more intelligent women.

[northernladuk]

FTFY

Erm.. But that's not what they are looking at. FTFY fail...

[SimonMac]

To be fair reading the article if he meets girls who say 'What's that' when it's very clearly a Henry Hoover he needs to find some more intelligent women.

Kids are all about the Dysons these days, Henry's are so 80's

[MrMarkyMark]

Erm.. But that's not what they are looking at. FTFY fail...

Disagree, that is what they are looking at, its just camouflaged by some ridiculous tattoo.

[vetran]

Kids are all about the Dysons these days, Henry's are so 80's

Indeed no loss of suction guaranteed!

[vetran]

Anyone we Know? in Luton

British man who sells his sperm on Facebook fathers over 800 children | Daily Mail Online

Britain's most prolific sperm donor who sells his 'magic potion' over Facebook for £50 a pot has fathered 800 children and 'would like to crack a thousand'
Simon Watson, 41, has been donating his sperm for 16 years
He's fathered hundreds of children, at a rate of one a week, he claims
Mr Watson advertises sperm on Facebook and online sites for £50 a pot
He said: 'I give them a syringe with the pot, and then leave them to it'

Mr Watson and his personalised registration plate which spells PRO SEED. He used to run his parents aromatherapy business before becoming a full-time sperm donor, and now takes good care of himself to ensure his produce is in tip-top condition

[FatLazyContractor]

Anyone we Know? in Luton

Yes, Suity ?

[SimonMac]

I wonder when the CSA will start calling?

[MrMarkyMark]

I believe he is actually CUKs Martin Scroteman.

Then, he said, the process is so simple it can be carried out 'standing up in a motorway service station'.

[MrMarkyMark]

Must admit, I was, also, a little intrigued by this statement, what does "get out while you can", mean?

Squirting on the floor, rather than in the cup

I have turned down a couple of people who were obvious nutters - you just make your excuses and get out while you can