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    Brexit is having a wee in the middle of the room at a house party because nobody is talking to you, and then complaining about the smell.

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      Originally posted by Whorty View Post
      Unable to acknowledge you're wrong? Again!

      Launched 1911, sunk 1912 then refloated 2019 by desperate feckwits. How does it feel to be a century out of date?
      Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.

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        Originally posted by vetran View Post
        Launched 1911, sunk 1912 then refloated 2019 by desperate feckwits. How does it feel to be a century out of date?
        How many icebergs did it hit in 1911?
        I didn’t realise you had re-floated it - surprised there’s been no publicity about that.
        …Maybe we ain’t that young anymore

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          Originally posted by WTFH View Post
          How many icebergs did it hit in 1911?
          I didn’t realise you had re-floated it - surprised there’s been no publicity about that.
          Clive Cussler's mate Dirk Pitt did the needful! Any fool 'no dat!
          Old Greg - In search of acceptance since Mar 2007. Hoping each leap will be his last.

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            Originally posted by Zigenare View Post
            Clive Cussler's mate Dirk Pitt did the needful! Any fool 'no dat!
            I think Lew Grade said about his film of the book "It would have been cheaper to drain the Atlantic".

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              Brexit is having a wee in the middle of the room at a house party because nobody is talking to you, and then complaining about the smell.

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                "Being nice costs nothing and sometimes gets you extra bacon" - Pondlife.

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                  Originally posted by WTFH View Post
                  How many icebergs did it hit in 1911?
                  I didn’t realise you had re-floated it - surprised there’s been no publicity about that.
                  He's deflecting. He can't admit that he's wrong when he quoted 1911 along side icebergs
                  I am what I drink, and I'm a bitter man

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                    https://www.brexitparty2019.co.uk/candidates.php
                    …Maybe we ain’t that young anymore

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                      Latest Yougov poll. It probably belongs in the joke thread.

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