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#881

1 February 2020, 13:20

Must have a good party last night, numpty twat:

“Brexit is having a wee in the middle of the room at a house party because nobody is talking to you, and then complaining about the smell.”
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1 February 2020, 14:59

“Brexit is having a wee in the middle of the room at a house party because nobody is talking to you, and then complaining about the smell.”
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1 February 2020, 18:29

“Brexit is having a wee in the middle of the room at a house party because nobody is talking to you, and then complaining about the smell.”
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1 February 2020, 18:35

“Brexit is having a wee in the middle of the room at a house party because nobody is talking to you, and then complaining about the smell.”
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#885

1 February 2020, 20:58

If only this was a joke.
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1 February 2020, 21:13

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1 February 2020, 21:15

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1 February 2020, 21:19

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#889

1 February 2020, 22:44

Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post

If only this was a joke.

'Happy Brexit Day' signs at Norwich flats say 'only speak English' - BBC News

Down with racism. Long live miscegenation!
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#890

2 February 2020, 17:52

The scene on Saturday morning at Eurotunnel.
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