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#981

20 November 2020, 11:33

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Looks like one of Bean's posts

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Five reasons why Brexit chaos will be your fault, Brexiters
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#983

29 November 2020, 14:28

Ken Dodd joke from the early 1970s: When we join the Common Market will we have to sleep on the other side of the bed?

Down with racism. Long live miscegenation!
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7 December 2020, 10:19

“Brexit is having a wee in the middle of the room at a house party because nobody is talking to you, and then complaining about the smell.”
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8 December 2020, 10:15

“Brexit is having a wee in the middle of the room at a house party because nobody is talking to you, and then complaining about the smell.”
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#989

10 December 2020, 13:02

The crunch is at the end of the video. A typical Brexit thicko

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#990

10 December 2020, 13:40

Originally posted by Paddy View Post

The crunch is at the end of the video. A typical Brexit thicko

it takes real skill to argue successfully with complete idiots. I can't do it. Much respect to James.

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