How do you confuse a Brexiter? Show him a shovel and a spade, and ask him to take his pick.
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How do you confuse a Brexiter?
Put him in a barrel and tell him to piss in the corner.Down with racism. Long live miscegenation! -
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How do you get a one-armed Brexiteer out of a tree?
Wave to him.Down with racism. Long live miscegenation!Comment
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A Remainer is driving with a Brexiter as his passenger,
when he decides to pull over because he suspect that his indicator
may not be working. He asks the Brexiter if he doesn't mind stepping
out of the car to check the lights while he tests them. The Brexiter
steps out and stands in front of the car.
The Remainer turns on the indicator and asks, "Is it
working?"
To which the Brexiter responds, "Yes, it's working....No,
it's not working....Yes, it's working....No, it's not working...."Down with racism. Long live miscegenation!Comment
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Did you hear about the latest Brexiter invention? It's a solar-powered torch.Down with racism. Long live miscegenation!Comment
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A travelling salesman has a meeting with Nigel Farage, not
quite knowing what to say tries to break the ice with a joke...
"Have you heard the one about the two Brexiters?"
"But I _am_ the main Brexiter."
There followed a pregnant pause while the salesman thought quickly ...
"That's OK, Nigel, I'll tell you it slowly."Down with racism. Long live miscegenation!Comment
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There are lots of solar powered lights on the market. Not as stupid an idea as you are trying to make out. Your sharp edged humour is losing its edge.Originally posted by NotAllThere View PostDid you hear about the latest Brexiter invention? It's a solar-powered torch.Comment
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Q: What do you do if a Brexiter throws a pin at you?
A: Run away - he's still got a hand-grenade between his teeth.Down with racism. Long live miscegenation!Comment
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