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“Brexit is having a wee in the middle of the room at a house party because nobody is talking to you, and then complaining about the smell.” -
This is an actual Austrian postal service stamp being issued today:
“Brexit is having a wee in the middle of the room at a house party because nobody is talking to you, and then complaining about the smell.”Comment
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This is true (possibly):
“Brexit is having a wee in the middle of the room at a house party because nobody is talking to you, and then complaining about the smell.”Comment
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“Brexit is having a wee in the middle of the room at a house party because nobody is talking to you, and then complaining about the smell.”Comment
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Originally posted by darmstadt View PostOld Greg - In search of acceptance since Mar 2007. Hoping each leap will be his last.Comment
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It's only the beginning apparently and everyone thought Brexit was done and dusted....However you can help those poor, down and out Tories:
“Brexit is having a wee in the middle of the room at a house party because nobody is talking to you, and then complaining about the smell.”Comment
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“Brexit is having a wee in the middle of the room at a house party because nobody is talking to you, and then complaining about the smell.”Comment
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For future reference, any non-jokes/parodies/satires will be deleted or moved. (Post discussing international influence is here)Down with racism. Long live miscegenation!Comment
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How much space will Brexit free up in the European Union?
1 GB"Never argue with stupid people, they will drag you down to their level and beat you with experience". Mark TwainComment
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Man Blows His C*ck Off While Setting Off Fireworks At Brexit Party |
A man is currently in hospital after blowing his cock off while setting up fireworks for a display to commemorate the United Kingdom leaving the European Union.
Ambulances were called to an address in Fairfax Drive on Friday evening when it was reported that Dave Fuch-Weet was attempting to detonate around £900 of Chinese explosives in an area the size of an average wardrobe door.
According to witnesses, the display was both ‘anti-social and magical in equal measure,’ with the 46-second spectacular culminating in Mr Fuch-Weet’s manhood ending up one mile away in Prittlewell on the site of the Saxon King burial.
Local fire chiefs have said that more than 100 England flags with the word ‘England’ on the red bit across the middle just in case people don’t realise they are England flags were also destroyed in the resulting fire.
Plastic surgeons at Southend University Hospital have temporarily attached it to his forehead until a date for surgery becomes available.
One neighbour said: ‘We all told Dave not to bother, but he’s the sort of Southender who has five dobermans and two Staffie terriers in a one-bed flat.’
’He’s called them all ‘Churchill’ as well.’"Being nice costs nothing and sometimes gets you extra bacon" - Pondlife.Comment
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