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    #id
    Originally posted by vetran View Post
    We WERE ORIGINALLY a Christian country.
    Really? I thought we were originally a pagan country followed by following Roman gods after they invaded us.

    In the 1st Century AD, Britain had its own set of religious icons: Pagan gods of the earth and Roman gods of the sky. Into this superstitious and violent world came a modern, fashionable cult from the east: Christianity.
    I am what I drink, and I'm a bitter man

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      #id
      Originally posted by BR14 View Post
      and again FFS!

      bunch of feckwits
      so this is officially NOT a jokes thread any more
      just the usual pompous ****wits comparing <imaginary> penis sizes

      geez

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        #id
        Originally posted by BR14 View Post
        pompous ****wits comparing <imaginary> penis sizes
        Wanna see a pic of Trump naked?

        …Maybe we ain’t that young anymore

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          #id


          Look closely at the blue passport.

          It appears that the Express have used a picture that Terry Jones would have approved of. Here's the full version:

          …Maybe we ain’t that young anymore

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            #id
            I am just impressed that the supposed blue passport is black as a black thing.


            See You Next Tuesday

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              #id
              Originally posted by BR14 View Post
              so this is officially NOT a jokes thread any more
              just the usual pompous ****wits comparing <imaginary> penis sizes

              geez
              Come join us with the pompous posts ..... oooh, you have already. Fare enough.

              As you were
              I am what I drink, and I'm a bitter man

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                #id
                Originally posted by Whorty View Post
                Come join us with the pompous posts ..... oooh, you have already. Fare enough.

                As you were
                feck off

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                  #id
                  Originally posted by BR14 View Post
                  feck off
                  Nice come back ..... not very funny though. You do realise this is a jokes thread? FFS, get with the program fella
                  I am what I drink, and I'm a bitter man

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                    #id
                    I think I know where the confusion about the blue passport came from.

                    "A people that elect corrupt politicians, imposters, thieves and traitors are not victims, but accomplices," George Orwell

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                      #id
                      Brexit is having a wee in the middle of the room at a house party because nobody is talking to you, and then complaining about the smell.

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