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    #821
    “Brexit is having a wee in the middle of the room at a house party because nobody is talking to you, and then complaining about the smell.”

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      #822
      “Brexit is having a wee in the middle of the room at a house party because nobody is talking to you, and then complaining about the smell.”

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        #823
        “Brexit is having a wee in the middle of the room at a house party because nobody is talking to you, and then complaining about the smell.”

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          #824
          Originally posted by woohoo View Post
          Now that Brexit is done and dusted and our economy is going from strength to strength, it has to be time to close down this useless Brexit forum.

          You numpties need to move on and celebrate all that is good with this island of England.

          As our former great leader Mr Thatcher said, its time to get on your bikes.

          We didnt win 3 world wars to sit on our arses.
          Sheer brilliance in a post.
          Down with racism. Long live miscegenation!

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            #825
            “Brexit is having a wee in the middle of the room at a house party because nobody is talking to you, and then complaining about the smell.”

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              #826
              "joke
              /dʒəʊk/

              noun
              noun: joke; plural noun: jokes
              a thing that someone says to cause amusement or laughter, especially a story with a funny punchline."

              Just to remind you...

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                #827
                Originally posted by original PM View Post
                "joke
                /dʒəʊk/

                noun
                noun: joke; plural noun: jokes
                a thing that someone says to cause amusement or laughter, especially a story with a funny punchline."

                Just to remind you...

                Go on then, gives us a good Leaver joke....
                “Brexit is having a wee in the middle of the room at a house party because nobody is talking to you, and then complaining about the smell.”

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                  #828
                  Originally posted by darmstadt View Post
                  Go on then, gives us a good Leaver joke....
                  How do you confuse a Remainer? Show him a shovel and a spade, and ask him to take his pick.
                  Down with racism. Long live miscegenation!

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                    #829
                    Originally posted by original PM View Post
                    "joke
                    /dʒəʊk/

                    noun
                    noun: joke; plural noun: jokes
                    a thing that someone says to cause amusement or laughter, especially a story with a funny punchline."

                    Just to remind you...

                    oPM
                    I am what I drink, and I'm a bitter man

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