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13 November 2019, 10:33

“Brexit is having a wee in the middle of the room at a house party because nobody is talking to you, and then complaining about the smell.”
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13 November 2019, 22:12

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#794

16 November 2019, 09:10

Mr Farage suffered another blow yesterday as it emerged his candidate for Tory target Tynemouth in the North East of England lives in Australia.
Ed Punchard, 62, has been based in Freemantle, Perth, for the past 30 years.

I presume bbc posted this as a joke

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17 November 2019, 15:29

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