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“Brexit is having a wee in the middle of the room at a house party because nobody is talking to you, and then complaining about the smell.” -
I listened to Nigel Farage on LBC yesterday. He had Malcolm Rifkind as a guest. Who reciprocated by exposing Nigel as a 2@ of the highest order in every area! Loved it!Comment
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“Brexit is having a wee in the middle of the room at a house party because nobody is talking to you, and then complaining about the smell.”Comment
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Originally posted by darmstadt View PostSpoilt what, acting like a ****?
nah you still do that!Comment
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Literally a tech expert who is also a gammon, can only be one of our Leavers on here:
“Brexit is having a wee in the middle of the room at a house party because nobody is talking to you, and then complaining about the smell.”Comment
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At a dog show (this is the announcer)...in the UK...must like Red, White and Blue:
“Brexit is having a wee in the middle of the room at a house party because nobody is talking to you, and then complaining about the smell.”Comment
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“Brexit is having a wee in the middle of the room at a house party because nobody is talking to you, and then complaining about the smell.”Comment
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The right to a fair trial was in the Magna Carta, Slavery was abolished in 1807, and I'm pretty sure domestic violence was illegal before the EU came along.Originally posted by darmstadt View PostNot a joke...
What a waste of 4mins 9secs, and I hope Monty Python sue them for plagiarism.His heart is in the right place - shame we can't say the same about his brain...Comment
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