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“Brexit is having a wee in the middle of the room at a house party because nobody is talking to you, and then complaining about the smell.”Comment
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“Brexit is having a wee in the middle of the room at a house party because nobody is talking to you, and then complaining about the smell.”Comment
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The year is 2192,
the British prime minister visits Brussels to ask for an extension of the Brexit deadline.
No one remembers where this tradition originated,
but every year it attracts many tourists from all over the world.Comment
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“Brexit is having a wee in the middle of the room at a house party because nobody is talking to you, and then complaining about the smell.”Comment
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“Brexit is having a wee in the middle of the room at a house party because nobody is talking to you, and then complaining about the smell.”Comment
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no wonder they're fed up talking:
German word of the day:
Austrittsvertragsratifizierungsgesetzentwurf
("Withdrawal Agreement Bill")
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Will this be live streamed=
“Brexit is having a wee in the middle of the room at a house party because nobody is talking to you, and then complaining about the smell.”Comment
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