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“Brexit is having a wee in the middle of the room at a house party because nobody is talking to you, and then complaining about the smell.” -
Originally posted by Whorty View PostUnable to acknowledge you're wrong? Again!
Launched 1911, sunk 1912 then refloated 2019 by desperate feckwits. How does it feel to be a century out of date?Comment
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How many icebergs did it hit in 1911?Originally posted by vetran View PostLaunched 1911, sunk 1912 then refloated 2019 by desperate feckwits. How does it feel to be a century out of date?
I didn’t realise you had re-floated it - surprised there’s been no publicity about that.…Maybe we ain’t that young anymoreComment
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Clive Cussler's mate Dirk Pitt did the needful! Any fool 'no dat!Originally posted by WTFH View PostHow many icebergs did it hit in 1911?
I didn’t realise you had re-floated it - surprised there’s been no publicity about that.Comment
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I think Lew Grade said about his film of the book "It would have been cheaper to drain the Atlantic".Originally posted by Zigenare View PostClive Cussler's mate Dirk Pitt did the needful! Any fool 'no dat!Comment
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“Brexit is having a wee in the middle of the room at a house party because nobody is talking to you, and then complaining about the smell.”Comment
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He's deflecting. He can't admit that he's wrong when he quoted 1911 along side icebergsOriginally posted by WTFH View PostHow many icebergs did it hit in 1911?
I didn’t realise you had re-floated it - surprised there’s been no publicity about that.
I am what I drink, and I'm a bitter man
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