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“Brexit is having a wee in the middle of the room at a house party because nobody is talking to you, and then complaining about the smell.” -
Originally posted by Whorty View PostUnable to acknowledge you're wrong? Again!
Launched 1911, sunk 1912 then refloated 2019 by desperate feckwits. How does it feel to be a century out of date?Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.Comment
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Originally posted by vetran View PostLaunched 1911, sunk 1912 then refloated 2019 by desperate feckwits. How does it feel to be a century out of date?
I didn’t realise you had re-floated it - surprised there’s been no publicity about that.…Maybe we ain’t that young anymoreComment
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Originally posted by WTFH View PostHow many icebergs did it hit in 1911?
I didn’t realise you had re-floated it - surprised there’s been no publicity about that.Old Greg - In search of acceptance since Mar 2007. Hoping each leap will be his last.Comment
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Originally posted by Zigenare View PostClive Cussler's mate Dirk Pitt did the needful! Any fool 'no dat!Comment
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“Brexit is having a wee in the middle of the room at a house party because nobody is talking to you, and then complaining about the smell.”Comment
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Originally posted by WTFH View PostHow many icebergs did it hit in 1911?
I didn’t realise you had re-floated it - surprised there’s been no publicity about that.I am what I drink, and I'm a bitter manComment
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