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“Brexit is having a wee in the middle of the room at a house party because nobody is talking to you, and then complaining about the smell.”Comment
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“Brexit is having a wee in the middle of the room at a house party because nobody is talking to you, and then complaining about the smell.”Comment
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Shame for the violinist, that's why people were shouting 'A Band On Ship......'Originally posted by darmstadt View Post
When freedom comes along, don't PISH in the water supply.....Comment
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Not sure if this has been posted already, I did not read through all the pages.
https://mobile.twitter.com/jayrayner...531264?lang=enVote Corbyn ! Save this country !Comment
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ah the old kippers ordering fish in a chicken restaurant.Originally posted by fullyautomatix View PostNot sure if this has been posted already, I did not read through all the pages.
https://mobile.twitter.com/jayrayner...531264?lang=en
Best reply to that is it was advertised originally as a fish, chicken & general restaurant but changed to a chicken only restaurant after you ordered fish. They insist you should of ordered chicken and you didn't know what you were ordering.Comment
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Originally posted by darmstadt View Post
Ah remoaners harking back to the halcyon days of 1911.Comment
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1912 surely?Originally posted by vetran View PostAh remoaners harking back to the halcyon days of 1911.
I am what I drink, and I'm a bitter man
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Should have, or should've. Please.Originally posted by vetran View PostThey insist you should ofDown with racism. Long live miscegenation!Comment
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