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    Brexit is having a wee in the middle of the room at a house party because nobody is talking to you, and then complaining about the smell.

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      Brexit is having a wee in the middle of the room at a house party because nobody is talking to you, and then complaining about the smell.

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        Brexit is having a wee in the middle of the room at a house party because nobody is talking to you, and then complaining about the smell.

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          Originally posted by darmstadt View Post
          Shame for the violinist, that's why people were shouting 'A Band On Ship......'
          When freedom comes along, don't PISH in the water supply.....

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            Never-ending board game ‘Brexit’ expected to be a big hit this Christmas

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              Not sure if this has been posted already, I did not read through all the pages.

              https://mobile.twitter.com/jayrayner...531264?lang=en
              Vote Corbyn ! Save this country !

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                Originally posted by fullyautomatix View Post
                Not sure if this has been posted already, I did not read through all the pages.

                https://mobile.twitter.com/jayrayner...531264?lang=en
                ah the old kippers ordering fish in a chicken restaurant.


                Best reply to that is it was advertised originally as a fish, chicken & general restaurant but changed to a chicken only restaurant after you ordered fish. They insist you should of ordered chicken and you didn't know what you were ordering.
                Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.

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                  Originally posted by darmstadt View Post

                  Ah remoaners harking back to the halcyon days of 1911.
                  Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.

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                    Originally posted by vetran View Post
                    Ah remoaners harking back to the halcyon days of 1911.
                    1912 surely?

                    I am what I drink, and I'm a bitter man

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                      Originally posted by vetran View Post
                      They insist you should of
                      Should have, or should've. Please.
                      Down with racism. Long live miscegenation!

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