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#911

4 February 2020, 16:08

Remoaners are refusing to take the new commemorative 50p coins after they've paid for goods. It turns out that they simply cannot accept change.

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4 February 2020, 19:05

“Brexit is having a wee in the middle of the room at a house party because nobody is talking to you, and then complaining about the smell.”
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4 February 2020, 19:06

“Brexit is having a wee in the middle of the room at a house party because nobody is talking to you, and then complaining about the smell.”
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4 February 2020, 20:14

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5 February 2020, 08:32

“Brexit is having a wee in the middle of the room at a house party because nobody is talking to you, and then complaining about the smell.”
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5 February 2020, 08:39

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5 February 2020, 10:42

Chlorinated chicken is no longer on the menu...

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5 February 2020, 14:23

Not a joke, new photo booth in the Houses of Parliament:

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