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Yeah, that.Originally posted by NickFitz View PostWlmS
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Many a mickle makes a muckle.

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Had a meeting in T5 today so had different lunch! Some kind of spicy prawn and noodle thing from M&S with a pot of coconut pieces and one of their praline chocolate bars for afternoon tea.
It was all ok. Edible until I came upon a slightly dodgy tasting chunk of coconut and left the rest of the pot. Most had been eaten by then so minimal loss.Comment
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Doesn`t a toenail clipping look like a piece of coconut but taste dodgy?
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Ms. Scruff off to Mdme. Scruff in Sydney tomorrow for 3 weeks. Celebratory braai, Ribeye, Spanish spiced patatas-fritas, tomato and onion salad.
Marlborough SB going down the neck as we speak.
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Well, tonight is experiment with EmulationStation night. Will report back later but I've got a decent arcade stick and I'm in the mood for some decent retrogaming.The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was convincing the world that he didn't existComment
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These were rather generous chunks of coconut rather than nail clipping sized bits. Otherwise, I'd heartily agree...Originally posted by northernladuk View PostDoesn`t a toenail clipping look like a piece of coconut but taste dodgy?
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There's 13,000 of my parents' generation left.
None of them are related to me (unless one of the males had a bike).
Dump visited with the paper, plastic bottles, glass bottles and cans duly disposed of.
Tea was more of yesterday's shoulder of lamb, nice enough, rather too fatty for my taste, rounded off withorange segments and custard1.05 pints of good Glengettie tea.
Now 3 glasses of port in, and a glass of Southern Comfort (no gentleman would ask for two).
So, moderately* pissed now.
The evening's entertainment is assumed to be "Glass" being a continuation of "Ubreakeable" apparently.
I wonder if Brucie does anything much in this.
We shall find out shortly.
*For moderately read "quite".
When the fun stops, STOP.Comment
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