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[NickFitz]

Somebody needs to explain to the woman with the breakfast trolley that one slice of toast is not acceptable

Toasters have two slots for a reason!

The chap who’s been doing it the last few days was ever so attentive, anxiously asking if two slices was enough because he could make more if I wanted

[SueEllen]

Somebody needs to explain to the woman with the breakfast trolley that one slice of toast is not acceptable

Toasters have two slots for a reason!

The chap who’s been doing it the last few days was ever so attentive, anxiously asking if two slices was enough because he could make more if I wanted

You are clearly all fat feckers which is why you are in hospital.

I think you should "politely" ask the toast lady if she needs any help making the toast as she only seems to be able to use one slot at a time.

[cojak]

I fancied breakfast but have to go outside to get it. The black ice on the pavement is encouraging me to go hungry until lunchtime [emoji17]

[eek]

You are clearly all fat feckers which is why you are in hospital.

I think you should "politely" ask the toast lady if she needs any help making the toast as she only seems to be able to use one slot at a time.

Has the nhs toast budget been used up for the year

Or worse nick has eaten it all

[eek]

I fancied breakfast but have to go outside to get it. The black ice on the pavement is encouraging me to go hungry until lunchtime [emoji17]

The delay in my first flight meant I couldn’t get a pastry or 3 (they are small) from the lounge. I had to go straight to the plane

[eek]

Zentury as this plane leaves

[WTFH]

Morning all it's snowing in the Surrey Hills (we didn't have much yesterday, but it started overnight and is coming down hard now)

[Scruff]

Morning all it's snowing in the Surrey Hills (we didn't have much yesterday, but it started overnight and is coming down hard now)

Not a 'flake here "this side" of Hogsback. Precipitating heavily though.

[NickFitz]

Today’s nurse, a youngish chap called Simon, has had the bright idea of getting me a portable heart monitor! With this slung round my neck, I can now go to the bathroom and wash myself properly

No shower, though, because of the heparin drip.

[NickFitz]

Professor of cardiac surgery came by doing morning rounds. He said he thinks it’ll go well, though if he thought I was ****ed I don’t suppose he’d be saying so