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[MrMarkyMark]

If the howling coming from the stove is anything to go by, Storm ChutneySpoon* is winding itself up. I haven't drawn the curtains yet today, and since it'll be dark in an hour or so I don't think i'll bother. There's another 25kg bag of coal lurking in the cellar so there's really no need to stir my arse at all today.

* I think it's C this time, but what it's called....

Must be a Northern term

[barrydidit]

Must be a Northern term

shift

[PhiltheGreek]

Must be a Northern term

He might mean he doesn't need a ferret up his trouser leg in order to keep warm as he has lots of coal? Best not to delve any deeper though old chap.

[barrydidit]

He might mean he doesn't need a ferret up his trouser leg in order to keep warm as he has lots of coal? Best not to delve any deeper though old chap.

If CUK declares independence we'll be needing a cultural ambassador - with insight like that, maybe you can stay alive long enough to be considered for the gig?

[eek]

ho hum

[eek]

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[BrilloPad]

Lunch has been the all-day breakfast again

Didn't bother with a dessert today. Might have a sponge pudding this evening

Try a sponge bath. If the nurse is fit. Or can talk about technical questions.....

[BrilloPad]

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Century

[BrilloPad]

If CUK declares independence we'll be needing a cultural ambassador - with insight like that, maybe you can stay alive long enough to be considered for the gig?

He will do the gig. If he gets first pick of the general fillies....

[BrilloPad]

Lunch in a pub called the fountain in Old Street. With an ex-colleague. Burger and chips.....