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    Quote Originally Posted by NickFitz View Post
    He's back - no stents or anything for him. Been told that if he loses a couple of stone, his shortness of breath and chest pains will go away

    He's a big lad, but he's out of shape
    Polite way of saying he's a fat fecker.
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    Quote Originally Posted by NickFitz View Post
    He's back - no stents or anything for him. Been told that if he loses a couple of stone, his shortness of breath and chest pains will go away

    He's a big lad, but he's out of shape
    MF was that you?


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    Quote Originally Posted by SueEllen View Post
    Polite way of saying he's a fat fecker.
    It's paraphrasing (badly) one of Michael Caine's lines in Get Carter

    I've been put in the stupid gown, so could be going any time now.

    Even better, I've had a visit from the lady in charge of discharging people who says that if it all goes well, I could be out of here today!

    Fingers crossed…

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    Quote Originally Posted by NickFitz View Post
    It's paraphrasing (badly) one of Michael Caine's lines in Get Carter

    I've been put in the stupid gown, so could be going any time now.

    Even better, I've had a visit from the lady in charge of discharging people who says that if it all goes well, I could be out of here today!

    Fingers crossed…

    Scotch broth for tea

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    Quote Originally Posted by NickFitz View Post
    He's back - no stents or anything for him. Been told that if he loses a couple of stone, his shortness of breath and chest pains will go away

    He's a big lad, but he's out of shape


    "Being nice costs nothing and sometimes gets you extra bacon" - Pondlife.

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    Quote Originally Posted by MrMarkyMark View Post
    Scotch broth for tea
    Wonder if it's still OK?

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    Quote Originally Posted by NickFitz View Post
    Wonder if it's still OK?

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    Imagine if they told NF that if he stopped eating Greggs his chest pains will go away.....
    I keep pushing forwards but they keep pushing me backwards. So I have new rules. 1. Don't feed the trolls you know they have no souls. 2. Don't respond to them they'll only post back back again. 3. Don't be their friend they'll only knife you in the back. I have new rules I count them.

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    Quote Originally Posted by NickFitz View Post
    Wonder if it's still OK?
    It's probably organised the other fridge contents to present you with a Unilateral Declaration of Independence when you get home
    Entropy is NOT what it used to be.
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    Quote Originally Posted by BR14 View Post
    It's probably organised the other fridge contents to present you with a Unilateral Declaration of Independence when you get home
    Or it may have walked off into the washing machine.....
    I keep pushing forwards but they keep pushing me backwards. So I have new rules. 1. Don't feed the trolls you know they have no souls. 2. Don't respond to them they'll only post back back again. 3. Don't be their friend they'll only knife you in the back. I have new rules I count them.

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