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Chap in the next bed got taken up for his angiogram, a bit late I thought. Hope they aren't running late - I don't want to get bumped to tomorrow, or worse, next week
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fingers crossed old son....................Originally posted by NickFitz View PostChap in the next bed got taken up for his angiogram, a bit late I thought. Hope they aren't running late - I don't want to get bumped to tomorrow, or worse, next week
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He's back - no stents or anything for him. Been told that if he loses a couple of stone, his shortness of breath and chest pains will go away
He's a big lad, but he's out of shape
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Polite way of saying he's a fat fecker.Originally posted by NickFitz View PostHe's back - no stents or anything for him. Been told that if he loses a couple of stone, his shortness of breath and chest pains will go away
He's a big lad, but he's out of shape
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MF was that you?Originally posted by NickFitz View PostHe's back - no stents or anything for him. Been told that if he loses a couple of stone, his shortness of breath and chest pains will go away
He's a big lad, but he's out of shape
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It's paraphrasing (badly) one of Michael Caine's lines in Get CarterOriginally posted by SueEllen View PostPolite way of saying he's a fat fecker.
I've been put in the stupid gown, so could be going any time now.
Even better, I've had a visit from the lady in charge of discharging people who says that if it all goes well, I could be out of here today!
Fingers crossed…
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Originally posted by NickFitz View PostIt's paraphrasing (badly) one of Michael Caine's lines in Get Carter
I've been put in the stupid gown, so could be going any time now.
Even better, I've had a visit from the lady in charge of discharging people who says that if it all goes well, I could be out of here today!
Fingers crossed…
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