Maybe that's the solution to global warming. Make everyone read The Daily Express.
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Chap in the next bed got taken up for his angiogram, a bit late I thought. Hope they aren't running late - I don't want to get bumped to tomorrow, or worse, next weekComment
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Originally posted by NickFitz View PostChap in the next bed got taken up for his angiogram, a bit late I thought. Hope they aren't running late - I don't want to get bumped to tomorrow, or worse, next weekComment
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He's back - no stents or anything for him. Been told that if he loses a couple of stone, his shortness of breath and chest pains will go away
He's a big lad, but he's out of shapeComment
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Originally posted by NickFitz View PostHe's back - no stents or anything for him. Been told that if he loses a couple of stone, his shortness of breath and chest pains will go away
He's a big lad, but he's out of shape"You’re just a bad memory who doesn’t know when to go away" JRComment
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Originally posted by NickFitz View PostHe's back - no stents or anything for him. Been told that if he loses a couple of stone, his shortness of breath and chest pains will go away
He's a big lad, but he's out of shape
The Chunt of Chunts.Comment
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Originally posted by SueEllen View PostPolite way of saying he's a fat fecker.
I've been put in the stupid gown, so could be going any time now.
Even better, I've had a visit from the lady in charge of discharging people who says that if it all goes well, I could be out of here today!
Fingers crossed…Comment
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Originally posted by NickFitz View PostIt's paraphrasing (badly) one of Michael Caine's lines in Get Carter
I've been put in the stupid gown, so could be going any time now.
Even better, I've had a visit from the lady in charge of discharging people who says that if it all goes well, I could be out of here today!
Fingers crossed…
Scotch broth for teaThe Chunt of Chunts.Comment
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