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    #id
    I haven't washed my car for 5 years.
    but, then, i haven't owned a car for 5 years

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      #id
      Originally posted by FiveTimes View Post
      I have to wash the car at least every two weeks. I gets filthy with the miles I do

      Only takes an hour and its back to it former glory.
      Takes even less time if you get the Sainsbury's car park people to do it

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        #id
        Originally posted by BR14 View Post
        I haven't washed my car for 5 years.
        but, then, i haven't owned a car for 5 years
        I get a new one when the old one gets too dirty.

        A bit like Brillo with his wives.
        …Maybe we ain’t that young anymore

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          #id
          Fish finger sandwich for lunch (as soon as the current overrunning call finishes)
          …Maybe we ain’t that young anymore

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            #id
            Originally posted by WTFH View Post
            I get a new one when the old one gets too dirty.

            A bit like Brillo with his wives.
            I think his problem is they don't get dirty at all

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              #id
              Originally posted by NickFitz View Post
              The new slow cooker is being put to work for the first time. Tonight I will be having beef casserole
              what brand is it? - i've been thinking about getting one

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                #id
                Bacon Butty.

                Note to self to stop getting annoyed by a particular person.

                That person has personally cost client co about 2.5K of my invoice this week
                The Chunt of Chunts.

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                  #id
                  Originally posted by MrMarkyMark View Post
                  That person has personally cost client co about 2.5K of my invoice this week
                  10 minutes?
                  …Maybe we ain’t that young anymore

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                    #id
                    After about 6 months of them sitting there, I have weakened and opened the packet of ginger biscuits.

                    3 'et already and the tea hasn't even mashed yet...

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                      #id
                      why have all my clocks stopped??
                      Ah, no they haven't, it just feels that way

                      Roll on Bo'C.

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