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[WTFH]

I took the opportunity to lie down in the fast lane of the M6

I was informed there was someone trying to commit suicide.

I lay down on the live railway line.

Third time lucky, eh?

[NickFitz]

The car needs fuelling, so I suppose I'll end up doing some shopping while I'm at it. Wonder if I'll remember any of the things I actually need?

[BR14]

No such thing as too much garlic.

or chilli

[WTFH]

Wonder if I'll remember any of the things I actually need?

Don't forget fuel!

[BR14]

Don't forget fuel!

and bacon
and cobs <whatever they are>
and sausages
and bacon

[BrilloPad]

Third time lucky, eh?

That only works for marriages.

In my case, 27th time lucky.....

[WTFH]

and cobs <whatever they are>

It's a bit like a bap, but a granary one, not a proper white floury bap.

[BrilloPad]

It's a bit like a bap, but a granary one, not a proper white floury bap.

I thought it was what corn came on?

tpd - not just for drivel........

[WTFH]

I thought it was what corn came on?

tpd - not just for drivel........

Corn on the cob is also known as maize.

[NickFitz]

It's a bit like a bap, but a granary one, not a proper white floury bap.

No, it's a crusty roll, usually white

Baps are soft, cobs are crusty. This rule holds for a radius of around thirty miles from here. Other regions may vary