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OK, I've started a thread about weighing willies. I think I'm officially pissed enough to retire for the night.Originally posted by mudskipper View PostWondered if I was more drunk than I thought, then realised the telly was only blurry because I'd forgotten to shove my glasses down my nose. Better pour another glass.
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Well, close.Originally posted by DaveB View PostAnswers the question.

But without the toy car & associated junk.Comment
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GoodnightOriginally posted by zeitghost View Post
Night all.


Think I might treat myself to one more beer and another episode of BB before laying me down to rest
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Morning denizens
Rain is here. Fairly light at this stage, but the weather radar app shows a goodish bit of it moving over in the next few hours. Meanwhile, I'm off to get my shopping done before the rush
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Morning all.

Rained a lot overnight.
Lovely day now.
Grass in the two unmown lawns looking very long.Comment
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…and breathe
Achievements unlocked:
- Sainsbury's shop done;
- Overly-large trousers exchanged at M&S, and additional food obtained;
- Letter (suspected birthday card) wrongly delivered here for people with very similar address to ours dropped off at theirs;
- Garage visited to see how Super Monkey Car is coming along, and arrange to have Super New Car's brakes looked at;
- Shopping brought in from car (two trips);
- Recycling taken out to bin;
- Shopping put away;
- Kitchen tidied;
- Coffee ground, and now brewing.
And with that lot done, all that remains is to make myself a spot of breakfast to go with the coffee, and the rest of the day is free
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- Sainsbury's shop done;
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