This morning I received a phone call from a gorgeous ex-girlfriend who
Called 'out-of-the-blue' to see if I was still around. We lost track of
Time, chatting about the wild, romantic times we used to enjoy together.
I couldn't believe it when she asked if I'd be interested in meeting up and
Rekindling a little of that "old magic".
"Wow!" I was flabbergasted.
"I don't know if I could keep pace with you now", I said, "I'm a bit older
And a bit grayer and thinner on top than when you last saw me.
Plus I don't really have the energy I used to have."
She just giggled and said she was sure I would "rise to the challenge".
"Yeah." I said. "Just so long as you don't mind a guy with a waistline
that's a few inches wider these days! Not to mention my total lack of muscle
Tone...everything is sagging, my teeth are a bit yellowed and I am
Developing jowls like a Great Dane!"
She laughed and told me to stop being so silly. She teased me saying that
Tubby, gray haired, older men were cute, and she was sure I would still be a
Great lover.
Anyway, she giggled and said, "I've put on a few pounds myself!"
So I told her to f**k off.
Called 'out-of-the-blue' to see if I was still around. We lost track of
Time, chatting about the wild, romantic times we used to enjoy together.
I couldn't believe it when she asked if I'd be interested in meeting up and
Rekindling a little of that "old magic".
"Wow!" I was flabbergasted.
"I don't know if I could keep pace with you now", I said, "I'm a bit older
And a bit grayer and thinner on top than when you last saw me.
Plus I don't really have the energy I used to have."
She just giggled and said she was sure I would "rise to the challenge".
"Yeah." I said. "Just so long as you don't mind a guy with a waistline
that's a few inches wider these days! Not to mention my total lack of muscle
Tone...everything is sagging, my teeth are a bit yellowed and I am
Developing jowls like a Great Dane!"
She laughed and told me to stop being so silly. She teased me saying that
Tubby, gray haired, older men were cute, and she was sure I would still be a
Great lover.
Anyway, she giggled and said, "I've put on a few pounds myself!"
So I told her to f**k off.
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