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    Interviewer: Can you explain this large gap in your resume?

    Me: Yes, I tried to move an image in Word.
    …Maybe we ain’t that young anymore

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      The postman told me this morning he’s off to Spain tomorrow, so I asked him if he was going to Parcelona.

      He didn’t laugh.

      Maybe I didn’t say it right. The key to a good mailman joke is all in the delivery.
      …Maybe we ain’t that young anymore

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        When Siri calls you Shirley instead of your real name, check your phone isn't in airplane mode.
        …Maybe we ain’t that young anymore

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          One that you may have to explain to the youngsters....


          I lost my pizza wheel, so I ended using a Bryan Adams CD.
          Cuts like a knife.
          …Maybe we ain’t that young anymore

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