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    Originally posted by WTFH View Post
    The person who invented autocorrect should burn in hello
    And may he rust in piss
    When freedom comes along, don't PISH in the water supply.....

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      One of our hens can count her own eggs.

      She's a mathemachicken.
      {emotionless greeting}

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        Police have arrested the world tongue-twister champion.

        They say he'll be given a tough sentence.
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          Originally posted by TestMangler View Post
          I actually told that joke to Johnny Dumfries in person (had to leave him out of the gag cause that's not his real name). It's more of a spoken gag than a written one

          sorry I just laughed out loud when I read it, wanted to share the love!
          "If you didn't do anything that wasn't good for you it would be a very dull life. What are you gonna do? Everything that is pleasant in life is dangerous."

          I want to see the hand of history on his collar.

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            WALES

            The only country where you can get a delicious hotpot, a smashing jumper, and a decent shag.All from the same animal .
            "If you didn't do anything that wasn't good for you it would be a very dull life. What are you gonna do? Everything that is pleasant in life is dangerous."

            I want to see the hand of history on his collar.

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              At an interview:


              "Are you a glass half full or half empty type of person?"


              "Half full."


              "Very good. So you're an optimist, always looking on the bright side of life?"


              "No. I'm an alcoholic."
              "If you didn't do anything that wasn't good for you it would be a very dull life. What are you gonna do? Everything that is pleasant in life is dangerous."

              I want to see the hand of history on his collar.

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                A two-month holiday from work, eating crap, drinking tuliploads, then Piers Morgan falls ill and is off TV, now Love Island 2020's cancelled.


                I'm so happy, I could kiss a bat.
                "If you didn't do anything that wasn't good for you it would be a very dull life. What are you gonna do? Everything that is pleasant in life is dangerous."

                I want to see the hand of history on his collar.

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                  Originally posted by TestMangler View Post
                  And may he rust in piss
                  FYI: His funfair is next monkey.
                  The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was convincing the world that he didn't exist

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                    Originally posted by vetran View Post
                    WALES

                    The only country where you can get a delicious hotpot, a smashing jumper, and a decent shag.All from the same animal .
                    Or from yo momma.
                    The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was convincing the world that he didn't exist

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                      People who wash jumpers at high temperatures are a tight-knit community.
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