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    Prince William: "Hi Harry. Dad has COVID-19."
    Prince Harry: "Yours might have."
    "If you didn't do anything that wasn't good for you it would be a very dull life. What are you gonna do? Everything that is pleasant in life is dangerous."

    I want to see the hand of history on his collar.

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      Whoever said one person can't change the world never ate an undercooked bat
      "If you didn't do anything that wasn't good for you it would be a very dull life. What are you gonna do? Everything that is pleasant in life is dangerous."

      I want to see the hand of history on his collar.

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        I ordered a chinese there, wee chinese driver comes to the door and I walked out to meet him. The chap then started shouting "isolate isolate". I said "Mate your'e not that late, I only ordered 10 minutes ago".

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        "If you didn't do anything that wasn't good for you it would be a very dull life. What are you gonna do? Everything that is pleasant in life is dangerous."

        I want to see the hand of history on his collar.

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          There's only so long before watching porn and wanking becomes boring.
          But I'll give it a few more years.
          "If you didn't do anything that wasn't good for you it would be a very dull life. What are you gonna do? Everything that is pleasant in life is dangerous."

          I want to see the hand of history on his collar.

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            Prince Charles has tested positive for Coronavirus, but reassures us, he’s in good spirits.

            OK for some, the rest of us have to make do with cheap disinfectant.
            "If you didn't do anything that wasn't good for you it would be a very dull life. What are you gonna do? Everything that is pleasant in life is dangerous."

            I want to see the hand of history on his collar.

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              If BT want to improve the nation's broadband speed why don't they just send me round a hooker every night
              "If you didn't do anything that wasn't good for you it would be a very dull life. What are you gonna do? Everything that is pleasant in life is dangerous."

              I want to see the hand of history on his collar.

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                Well poor old Prince Charles has tested positive for COVID -19.
                Sorry Charles, but you would insist on shagging an old bat.
                "If you didn't do anything that wasn't good for you it would be a very dull life. What are you gonna do? Everything that is pleasant in life is dangerous."

                I want to see the hand of history on his collar.

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                  "Feel like trying some watersports tonight?" asked my wife, grinning.

                  "Ok," I replied. "If urine the mood."
                  "If you didn't do anything that wasn't good for you it would be a very dull life. What are you gonna do? Everything that is pleasant in life is dangerous."

                  I want to see the hand of history on his collar.

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                    There still seems to be a lot of confusion about this new virus.

                    Most people don't know their SARS from their EBOLA.
                    "If you didn't do anything that wasn't good for you it would be a very dull life. What are you gonna do? Everything that is pleasant in life is dangerous."

                    I want to see the hand of history on his collar.

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                      I was shagging the wife at 8pm.





                      Goin at it like the clappers.
                      "If you didn't do anything that wasn't good for you it would be a very dull life. What are you gonna do? Everything that is pleasant in life is dangerous."

                      I want to see the hand of history on his collar.

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