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    The man who invented predictive text has died.

    His funfairs next monkey. May he rust in piss.

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      Due to COVID-19, all TCP applications will be converted to UDP to avoid handshakes.
      Originally posted by Stevie Wonder Boy
      I can't see any way to do it can you please advise?

      I want my account deleted and all of my information removed, I want to invoke my right to be forgotten.

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        Met a girl on a day of the week
        Took her for something on another day of the week
        We were doing some rude things on another day of the week, I dunno
        And on a few more days of the week or something
        We just lazed around on Sunday, I think

        Vague David.
        Originally posted by Stevie Wonder Boy
        I can't see any way to do it can you please advise?

        I want my account deleted and all of my information removed, I want to invoke my right to be forgotten.

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          The World Health Organization has announced that dogs cannot contract Covid-19.
          Dogs previously held in quarantine can now be released.

          To be clear, WHO let the dogs out.
          {emotionless greeting}

          Three Word Slogan

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            The Italian health authorities have been in touch with Diego Simeone to find out how to successfully remove an unwanted virus from Europe.
            The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was convincing the world that he didn't exist

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              Corona virus is in fact man flu and now women realise just how bad men have had it for years.....

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                  Originally posted by SimonMac View Post
                  Due to COVID-19, all TCP applications will be converted to UDP to avoid handshakes.
                  Fake news. TCP is excellent proof against the virus.

                  Down with racism. Long live miscegenation!

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                    I'd tell you a joke about UDP, but you might not get it.
                    Down with racism. Long live miscegenation!

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                      Boris warns we may lose more loved ones.

                      The McCanns wonder if they are going out for dinner.

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