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    I’m not wearing glasses anymore.


    I’ve seen enough.
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      My landlord says he needs to come talk to me about how high my heating bill is.


      I told him, my door is always open.
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        What’s the difference between bird flu and swine flu?

        Bird flu requires tweetment; swine flu requires oinkment.
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          Waiter: Do you wanna box for your leftover food?

          Me: No thanks, but I’ll wrestle you for them
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            My Dad told me he always struggled with three subjects in school.

            Maths, and he couldn’t remember the other one.
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              What is the most effective way to quit being vegan?

              Cold turkey.
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                Brillo took his son to the office with him on "Take Your Child to Work Day."

                As they walked around the office, he starting crying, so Brillo asked what was wrong.

                As Brillo's colleagues gathered round he sobbed: “But daddy, where are all the clowns you said you worked with?”
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                  My boss told me to have a good day.

                  So I went home.
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                    I hate it when people don't know the difference between your and you're.

                    There so stupid.
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                      Originally posted by Stevie Wonder Boy
                      I can't see any way to do it can you please advise?

                      I want my account deleted and all of my information removed, I want to invoke my right to be forgotten.

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