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    Nurse: "How's the patient doing, the one who swallowed the 20p coins?"

    Doctor: "No change yet."
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      “I bought my wife an electric guitar yesterday”

      “A Fender ?”

      “No, she loved it…”
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        The local funeral directors are experimenting with glass coffins.

        Will they work?

        Remains to be seen
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          I created a new dating app specifically for chickens, but I’m struggling to make hens meet.
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            Hey Brillo, thanks for explaining the word "many" to me, it means a lot.
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              Nymphomaniac - A women as obsessed with sex as the average man.

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                Since the storm started, MrsBP has been looking through the windows. If it gets any worse, I will have to let her in.

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                  Here's an experiment to prove that your dog loves more than your wife:

                  Lock them both in the boot of your car and open it an hour later. Who's happier to see you?
                  The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was convincing the world that he didn't exist

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                    People are saying that Steve Jobs would have made a better POTUS than Donald Trump, but I think that's comparing apples with oranges.
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                      Originally posted by WTFH View Post
                      People are saying that Steve Jobs would have made a better POTUS than Donald Trump, but I think that's comparing apples with oranges.
                      Zombie president FTW!

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