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    It turns out that Wuhan corona virus isn't a catchy name. It will now be known as Kung Flu.
    The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was convincing the world that he didn't exist

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      500g yellow split peas
      2 tbsp olive oil
      1 onion, finely chopped
      1 carrot, chopped
      1 bay leaf
      1 thyme sprig
      1 tbsp malt vinegar
      30g butter
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      Tip the peas into a bowl, cover with cold water and leave to soak overnight.

      Heat the oil in a medium saucepan. Add the onion and carrot and fry over a low heat for 10-15 mins, or until soft and translucent but not brown.

      Drain the peas and tip into the saucepan with the bay leaf and thyme. Cover with about 1 litre cold water, bring to the boil and skim off any foam. Reduce the heat to a simmer and cook, stirring often, for 2 hrs 30 mins, or until the peas are soft, adding more water as needed (you may need to add about 500ml). Remove and discard the bay leaf and thyme. Blitz with a hand blender until smooth, then stir through the vinegar and butter. Season with sea salt and some black pepper.

      Day1: Hot
      Day2: Cold
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      Day9: In the pot

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        There is a speed camera on the M62. For any Manchester United fans who want 3 points.

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          There’s a new drinking game, you take a shot every time Manchester United take a shot.
          It’s called “Dry January”
          {emotionless greeting}

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            WTFH sent off for a 2-piece jigsaw. And sent it back. There was no picture on the box....

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              why did the chicken cross the road?
              who knows why chickens do things?

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                  WTFH has admitted he does not know the difference between Sunni and Shia. But he knows they sang "I got you babe".

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                    Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post
                    WTFH has admitted he does not know the difference between Sunni and Shia. But he knows they sang "I got you babe".

                    Scottish weather.

                    Sometimes it's Sunni, most of the time it's Shi-ite.
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                      I first realised my wife was a keeper when I saw that she was wearing massive gloves.
                      The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was convincing the world that he didn't exist

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