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    On it's release, the 80's martial arts cheesefest 'Never Retreat, Never Surrender' was banned briefly in some countries, including France.




    Presumably while they looked up the phrase 'never surrender'.
    "If you didn't do anything that wasn't good for you it would be a very dull life. What are you gonna do? Everything that is pleasant in life is dangerous."

    I want to see the hand of history on his collar.

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      Katie Price is obeying social distancing rules


      She is keeping her ankles 2 meters apart
      "If you didn't do anything that wasn't good for you it would be a very dull life. What are you gonna do? Everything that is pleasant in life is dangerous."

      I want to see the hand of history on his collar.

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        Originally posted by vetran View Post
        WTFH goes to the doctor for his annual check-up, and the doctor tells him, “You need to stop masturbating.”


        The man asks, “Why?”



        The doctor replies, “Because I’m trying to examine you”
        Why has my doctor revealed last month’s consultation with you?
        {emotionless greeting}

        Three Word Slogan

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          What’s 50 Cent’s name in Zimbabwe?
          400 Million Dollars.
          "If you didn't do anything that wasn't good for you it would be a very dull life. What are you gonna do? Everything that is pleasant in life is dangerous."

          I want to see the hand of history on his collar.

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            How do you make a hankie dance?
            Put a little boogie in it.
            "If you didn't do anything that wasn't good for you it would be a very dull life. What are you gonna do? Everything that is pleasant in life is dangerous."

            I want to see the hand of history on his collar.

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              Why did the tomato blush?
              Because it saw the salad dressing!
              "If you didn't do anything that wasn't good for you it would be a very dull life. What are you gonna do? Everything that is pleasant in life is dangerous."

              I want to see the hand of history on his collar.

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                What do prisoners use to call each other?
                Cell phones.
                "If you didn't do anything that wasn't good for you it would be a very dull life. What are you gonna do? Everything that is pleasant in life is dangerous."

                I want to see the hand of history on his collar.

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                  Why does a chicken coop only have two doors?
                  Because if it had four doors it would be a chicken sedan.
                  "If you didn't do anything that wasn't good for you it would be a very dull life. What are you gonna do? Everything that is pleasant in life is dangerous."

                  I want to see the hand of history on his collar.

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                    A man walks into a bar and orders helicopter flavor chips.
                    The barman replies “sorry mate we only do plain”.
                    "If you didn't do anything that wasn't good for you it would be a very dull life. What are you gonna do? Everything that is pleasant in life is dangerous."

                    I want to see the hand of history on his collar.

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                      ‘Close to 300 Greencore staff test positive for Covid-19 in Northampton’


                      Corona-nation chicken sandwiches are now on sale.
                      "If you didn't do anything that wasn't good for you it would be a very dull life. What are you gonna do? Everything that is pleasant in life is dangerous."

                      I want to see the hand of history on his collar.

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