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    for MF

    I see that trampoline transport prices are going up by 50% due to Brexit.


    Let's hope they bounce back after the spring.
    "If you didn't do anything that wasn't good for you it would be a very dull life. What are you gonna do? Everything that is pleasant in life is dangerous."

    I want to see the hand of history on his collar.

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      Just delivered a birthday cake to Speke in Merseyside saying "Happy 30th Nanna"
      "If you didn't do anything that wasn't good for you it would be a very dull life. What are you gonna do? Everything that is pleasant in life is dangerous."

      I want to see the hand of history on his collar.

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        Deaths attributed to Covid are average age 82 with underlying health conditions. The media: All life is precious. We need lockdown.


        23 people die after receiving the vaccine. The media: They were all old with underlying health conditions, what do you expect?!.
        "If you didn't do anything that wasn't good for you it would be a very dull life. What are you gonna do? Everything that is pleasant in life is dangerous."

        I want to see the hand of history on his collar.

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          Breaking News: 10 in 5 schizophrenics now have Covid 19
          "If you didn't do anything that wasn't good for you it would be a very dull life. What are you gonna do? Everything that is pleasant in life is dangerous."

          I want to see the hand of history on his collar.

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            For NAT

            What’s the best thing about Switzerland?



            I don’t know, but the flag is a big plus.
            "If you didn't do anything that wasn't good for you it would be a very dull life. What are you gonna do? Everything that is pleasant in life is dangerous."

            I want to see the hand of history on his collar.

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              Did you hear about the mathematician who’s afraid of negative numbers?



              He’ll stop at nothing to avoid them
              "If you didn't do anything that wasn't good for you it would be a very dull life. What are you gonna do? Everything that is pleasant in life is dangerous."

              I want to see the hand of history on his collar.

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                Why do we tell actors to “break a leg?”



                Because every play has a cast.
                "If you didn't do anything that wasn't good for you it would be a very dull life. What are you gonna do? Everything that is pleasant in life is dangerous."

                I want to see the hand of history on his collar.

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                  Helvetica and Times New Roman walk into a bar.



                  “Get out of here!” shouts the bartender. “We don’t serve your type.”
                  "If you didn't do anything that wasn't good for you it would be a very dull life. What are you gonna do? Everything that is pleasant in life is dangerous."

                  I want to see the hand of history on his collar.

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                    A woman in labor suddenly shouted, “Shouldn’t! Wouldn’t! Couldn’t! Didn’t! Can’t!”



                    “Don’t worry,” said the doc. “Those are just contractions.”
                    "If you didn't do anything that wasn't good for you it would be a very dull life. What are you gonna do? Everything that is pleasant in life is dangerous."

                    I want to see the hand of history on his collar.

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                      A bear walks into a bar and says, “Give me a whiskey and …........ cola.”






                      “Why the big pause?” asks the bartender.


                      The bear shrugged. “I’m not sure; I was born with them.”
                      "If you didn't do anything that wasn't good for you it would be a very dull life. What are you gonna do? Everything that is pleasant in life is dangerous."

                      I want to see the hand of history on his collar.

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