It's ironic that the people who go on about fat acceptance demand you don't call them fat.
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I walked into the library and asked if they had a book on short dicks.The librarian said "I don't think it's in yet" I said "yes that's the one"Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.Comment
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When I heard there was a cure for dyslexia that was music to my arseAlways forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.Comment
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I've just had my mood ring stolen. I'm not sure how I feel about that.The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was convincing the world that he didn't existComment
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There was a program on last night about the clitoris.
Sadly I could not find it.Comment
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I went into the library and asked to borrow a book on suicide techniques.
The librarian said, "no chance, you won't bring it back!"The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was convincing the world that he didn't existComment
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I drew my lightning bolt too small on my face and now all the bullies in this David Bowie club are calling me Harry Potter.“The period of the disintegration of the European Union has begun. And the first vessel to have departed is Britain”Comment
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Just popping out to LIDL, or 50-1-500-50 as the Romans called it.“The period of the disintegration of the European Union has begun. And the first vessel to have departed is Britain”Comment
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How long does it take to ship tea from China?
Oolong Time.
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