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    Originally posted by vetran View Post
    Just had my Valentine's day card off Moonpig.

    She hates it when I call her that.
    Just stole this one, thank you muchly!
    Originally posted by Stevie Wonder Boy
    I can't see any way to do it can you please advise?

    I want my account deleted and all of my information removed, I want to invoke my right to be forgotten.

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      A Whoopee cushion filled with gravy adds a hilarious new dimension to a rather tiresome practical joke
      “The period of the disintegration of the European Union has begun. And the first vessel to have departed is Britain”

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        proper Valentines!

        Girlfriend, "Hey, what are we doing for Valentines?"

        Me, "Well, you know how you love Paris."

        Girlfriend, "Omg, you're not serious?"

        Me, "And how you adore Barcelona?

        Girlfriend, "Omg, you're the best boyfriend ever. Seriously?"

        Me, "Yep, it's PSG v Barcelona, and we're watching it down the pub."
        "If you didn't do anything that wasn't good for you it would be a very dull life. What are you gonna do? Everything that is pleasant in life is dangerous."

        I want to see the hand of history on his collar.

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          For MF

          A to Z of American Cuisine:
          A - A Burger
          B - Burger
          C - Cheese Burger
          D - Double Bacon Cheese Burger
          E - Extra Cheese Double Bacon Cheese Burger
          F - Fries
          G - Gerkin Cheese Burger
          H - Hamburger
          I - Ice in my extra large Coca Cola
          J - Jalepeno Cheese Burger
          K - Killer Tripple Burger
          L - Large Cheese Burger
          M - Monster triple cheese burger
          N - Nacho topped double cheese burger with bacon
          O - Oversized Quad cheese burger
          P - Plain Burger
          Q - Quarter Pounder with Cheese
          R - Relish burger
          S - Stacked bacon cheese burger
          T - Triple burger with cheese
          U - Ultimate quad quarter pounder with cheese and bacon
          V - Venison cheese burger with beef burger
          W - Well done cheese burger
          X - X'tra large burger with cheese and bacon
          Y - Yankie double quater pounder with bacon and cheese
          Z - Zombie Burger
          "If you didn't do anything that wasn't good for you it would be a very dull life. What are you gonna do? Everything that is pleasant in life is dangerous."

          I want to see the hand of history on his collar.

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            You know our society is knackered now that you can get a pizza delivery to your house quicker than a police car.
            The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was convincing the world that he didn't exist

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              ConjunctivitisHelp.org - there's a site for sore eyes
              The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was convincing the world that he didn't exist

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                Originally posted by shaunbhoy View Post
                Conjunctivitis.com – that’s a site for sore eyes.
                Originally posted by LondonManc View Post
                ConjunctivitisHelp.org - there's a site for sore eyes
                Which one is better?
                First they ignore you, then they laugh at you, then they fight you, then you win. But Gandhi never had to deal with HMRC

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                  Originally posted by RonBW View Post
                  Which one is better?
                  Please let it be mine. You see, I have an inferiority complex, but it's not a very good one.
                  The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was convincing the world that he didn't exist

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                    What do you call a Donkey with only 3 legs?

                    A Wonkey
                    “The period of the disintegration of the European Union has begun. And the first vessel to have departed is Britain”

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                      Today's top tip:
                      If a telemarketer calls, give the phone to your 3-year-old and tell them it's Santa.
                      The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was convincing the world that he didn't exist

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