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    Teacher: "Why didn't you do your homework Billy?"

    Billy: "Same reason you didn't put make-up on. We both don't give a fook!"
    “The period of the disintegration of the European Union has begun. And the first vessel to have departed is Britain”

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      There's nothing I've learned from being a father that I couldn't just as easily have figured out from setting all my money on fire.
      “The period of the disintegration of the European Union has begun. And the first vessel to have departed is Britain”

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        Foreign Aid: The transfer of money from poor people in rich countries to rich people in poor countries.
        “The period of the disintegration of the European Union has begun. And the first vessel to have departed is Britain”

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          I plan to donate my liver to an alcoholic so i'll know it's a match
          “The period of the disintegration of the European Union has begun. And the first vessel to have departed is Britain”

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            For Sas

            After many years of studying at a university, I’ve finally become a PhD… or Pizza Hut Deliveryman as people call it.
            "If you didn't do anything that wasn't good for you it would be a very dull life. What are you gonna do? Everything that is pleasant in life is dangerous."

            I want to see the hand of history on his collar.

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              Originally posted by vetran View Post
              After many years of studying at a university, I’ve finally become a PhD… or Pizza Hut Deliveryman as people call it.
              Reminds me of this....

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                How does female viagra work, does it give them a "wide" on?
                "If you didn't do anything that wasn't good for you it would be a very dull life. What are you gonna do? Everything that is pleasant in life is dangerous."

                I want to see the hand of history on his collar.

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                  Americans, they're in a state right now.
                  "If you didn't do anything that wasn't good for you it would be a very dull life. What are you gonna do? Everything that is pleasant in life is dangerous."

                  I want to see the hand of history on his collar.

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                    Paddy is stuck on a desert island with a sheep and a dog. Being a man with sexual needs..he decides that out of the 2 of them..he shall **** the sheep. Only problem was that every time he went in to make his move..the dog would come and bite him on the arse.

                    1 day paddy's luck changes. He spots a beautiful blonde drowning out in the water. So he dives in and rescues her. She is so grateful and owes her life to paddy..and says she will do absolutely anything to please him.

                    Paddy thinks for a minute and says "anything??"

                    Blonde replies with a wink "absolutely anything.."

                    Paddy bursting with excitement says "I can't believe my luck..do me a favour darling..take that ******* dog for a walk!!"
                    "If you didn't do anything that wasn't good for you it would be a very dull life. What are you gonna do? Everything that is pleasant in life is dangerous."

                    I want to see the hand of history on his collar.

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                      What’s the difference between a tenor and a baritone?


                      Your sister won’t blow me for a baritone.
                      "If you didn't do anything that wasn't good for you it would be a very dull life. What are you gonna do? Everything that is pleasant in life is dangerous."

                      I want to see the hand of history on his collar.

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