What's the difference between brussel sprouts and semen?
NLYUK still doesn't like the taste of sprouts.
NLYUK still doesn't like the taste of sprouts.
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"If you didn't do anything that wasn't good for you it would be a very dull life. What are you gonna do? Everything that is pleasant in life is dangerous."
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"I'm not racist," I said to my mate, "but I prefer my sandwiches cut diagonally."
"...but that's not racist," he said.
"Exactly," I replied, "I said I wasn't racistLast edited by vetran; 13 October 2016, 00:18."If you didn't do anything that wasn't good for you it would be a very dull life. What are you gonna do? Everything that is pleasant in life is dangerous."
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This Clown Craze has gone too far.
I mean think about it
Donald Trump President of America"If you didn't do anything that wasn't good for you it would be a very dull life. What are you gonna do? Everything that is pleasant in life is dangerous."
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What is the difference between a snowman and a snowwoman?
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Snowballs."If you didn't do anything that wasn't good for you it would be a very dull life. What are you gonna do? Everything that is pleasant in life is dangerous."
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My wife’s cooking is so bad we usually pray after our food."If you didn't do anything that wasn't good for you it would be a very dull life. What are you gonna do? Everything that is pleasant in life is dangerous."
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Bit of politics
Q: What do politicians and diapers have in common?
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A: Both should be changed regularly, and both for the same reason."If you didn't do anything that wasn't good for you it would be a very dull life. What are you gonna do? Everything that is pleasant in life is dangerous."
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For our Divorcees
A wife is like a hand grenade. Take off the ring and say good bye to your house."If you didn't do anything that wasn't good for you it would be a very dull life. What are you gonna do? Everything that is pleasant in life is dangerous."
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For our Divorcees
Why don‘t cannibals eat divorced women?
Because they’re bitter."If you didn't do anything that wasn't good for you it would be a very dull life. What are you gonna do? Everything that is pleasant in life is dangerous."
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For AtW
Why do squirrels swim on their backs?
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So their nuts don't get wet!
More jokes at: Short and Funny Jokes | One Liners Top 100 | Short-funny.com"If you didn't do anything that wasn't good for you it would be a very dull life. What are you gonna do? Everything that is pleasant in life is dangerous."
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What does a cloud with an itchy rash do?
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Finds the nearest skyscraper."If you didn't do anything that wasn't good for you it would be a very dull life. What are you gonna do? Everything that is pleasant in life is dangerous."
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