What's green and smells of tulip
Kermits arse
Kermits arse
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Singer Janet Jackson has announced she is expecting her first child at the age of fifty.
That's no big deal. By that age, her brother had had hundreds.Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.Comment
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Thank god I am atheist.Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.Comment
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I went to a disco last night.
They played the twist, so I did the twist.
They played the jump, so I jumped.
They played come on Eileen.
I got thrown out for that one.Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.Comment
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What do you call a pissed off Muslim? Amin Amood.Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.Comment
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Jesus once said "He who lives by the sword, will die by the sword"
He was a carpenter that died by being nailed to a piece of wood, so he might have had a point.Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.Comment
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For the Donald
If you are not meant to grab it then why is it called a snatch?Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.Comment
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For NickFitz
I think I promised to have three beers, and be home by ten.
I always get those two mixed up.Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.Comment
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The past, the present and the future walked into a bar. It was really tense.Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.Comment
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Ive just been mugged in Bradford, the police officer asked if I could give a description of the assailant.
"I can give a very accurate description," I replied, as he opened his notebook. "He was a white youth aged between...."
"That's OK sir," he said, closing his book. "We're well acquainted with the lad in question."Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.Comment
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