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[NotAllThere]

-I see there's gap on your CV - four years? What were you doing?
-I was in Yale
-Really? Very impressive, you're hired
-Great, I really need a Yob.

[WTFH]

Since it's Billy Connolly's birthday, here's one of his:
“A mate of mine has just told me he’s shagging his girlfriend and her twin. I said how can you tell them apart, he said ‘her brother’s got a moustache!’”

[vetran]

Why are the Pyramids in Egypt?

Because they're too heavy to carry to a British museum.

[WTFH]

I walked passed the YMCA yesterday, and there was a teenage boy sat outside stroking some feathers...



I said "Young man, there's no need to feel down...”

[WTFH]

Jay-Z will always live in the shadow of his brother A, author of the best-selling ‘London’.

[WTFH]

I’d say me and my wife have sex roughly once a week... and gently 3 or 4 times

[vetran]

Henry VIII had many wives.

He liked to chop and change.

[vetran]

Ladies-If a chap remembers your eye colour after your first date, there's a very big chance you have small tits....

[vetran]

I named my pet termite, Clint!



Clint eats wood?

[vetran]

Japan fans put other supporters to shame as they picked up rubbish after a World Cup match that their side wasn?t even involved in.


Big deal Chelsea have been picking rubbish for years.