Please put more jokes here

[WTFH]

I recently bought some cheap Deodorant from Isis, unfortunately I've now got the Police at my door investigating my Terrorist Lynx.

[WTFH]

(stolen from Glenny Rodge)

“Saw a museum exhibition of nudes in London yesterday.”

“Really? The V & A?”


“Yep, some boobs and balls too”.

[vetran]

What does a horny frog say?

"Rub it!"

[vetran]

A jellyfish's mouth is also its anus.

A bit like James Corden, Gary Lineker & Nicola Sturgeon.

[vetran]

To whoever lost an iPhone 14 Pro Max outside the train station yesterday, can you please stop calling my new phone?

[vetran]

I went to an Art Auction at the Neverland Ranch and the first item was one of Michael's testicles splattered all over a canvas. I put in a bid for $100 but the Auctioneer laughed and told me it would probably fetch $1,000,000.
Apparently that's the going rate for a Jackson Bollock.

[vetran]

How many Albanians does it take to change a lightbulb?.

None. Room Service does it.

[vetran]

The was concern last night in the jungle when Matt Hancock was stung by a scorpion.

"I feel dizzy, confused, nauseous. Will I be alright?", asked the scorpion.

[vetran]

Philip Schofield has lodged a formal complaint with the BBC:

"I was told Gary Neville was going to get roasted by the panel on Have I Got News For You....

".... all they did was scrutinise his decision to work for Qatari TV" - he wrote.

[vetran]

Wanna come back to Myspace so I can Twitter with your Yahoo and Google all over your Facebook?