Granddad left me a globe in his will.
It means the world to me.
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Arguing with my wife is like seeing a rock band in concert, she always starts with some new material.
But then goes back to the same tulip I've heard a thousand times before.Leave a comment:
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Do you ever wonder why Welsh greyhounds run so fast?
That's because they've seen what they do to their sheepLeave a comment:
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At my funeral please take the bouquet off my casket and throw it in the crowd to see who's next.Leave a comment:
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ChatLGBT: Hello darling! How can I assist you today?...Oh my God! Your shoes are just so fabulous!Leave a comment:
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Gardener: Do you want a brief explanation of what an acorn is?
Frank:Yes.
Gardener: In a nutshell, it's an oak tree.Leave a comment:
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A lorry containing oversized snooker tables has overturned on the M62 near Leeds this morning.
A police spokesperson said to expect very long queues.Leave a comment:
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My family treat me like I'm a god.
Basically, they don't acknowledge I exist until they want something.Leave a comment:
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