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    Police pulled me over in Wales for erratic driving and said I was driving to fast I replied I'm not im driving to Caerphilly

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    My Spanish neighbour has just thrown a right strop, reckons that I've been playing my Madness too loud...


    Miguels mad at me.

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    I've just been sacked as a set designer.
    I left without making a scene.

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    Vincent Van Broth

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  • vetran
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    Apparently Kwasi Kwarteng had trouble getting a seat on the plane home last night because nobody wanted him anywhere near business or economy?

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    Kwasi Kwarteng and Jeremy Hunt walk into a recession....

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  • vetran
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    So, NAKED RUNNING is a thing.

    Apparently it means running without GPS, music, or any electronic gadgets!

    Wish I knew that an hour ago.

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    Researchers have grown a clump of brain cells in a laboratory that are capable of displaying awareness of their surroundings by playing the video game Pong.

    The Conservative Party are trying to elect it as their new leader.

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    A study has found that some men are actually 'allergic' to their own orgasms.

    A nut allergy?

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  • vetran
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    Why did it take so long before there were any female astronauts?

    "Houston, we have a problem."
    "What?"
    "Never mind."
    "What's the problem?"
    "Nothing."
    "Please tell us?"
    "You know what the problem is."

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