One of the first things my sister had to deal with when she started nursing was a bloke with a tin of Harpic up his bum. Good thing the lid didn't come off or he'd have really have had a good clean out.
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Originally posted by original PM View PostOk - i'll admit I have been with quite a few women of different shapes n sizes...
I do not think any of them would not have clearly noticed a 7inch dildo stuck up their arse
I mean really - cmon fellas n ladies do some experimenting this weekend and see if any of you can find someone who 'doesn't notice' something like that
must be like a burst couch down thereAlways forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.Comment
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Originally posted by vetran View Postthe nerves are in the muscle rings at the bottom not in the intestine. You can't feel above those otherwise those with colostomy bags would be in constant agony or pleasure.“The period of the disintegration of the European Union has begun. And the first vessel to have departed is Britain”Comment
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Originally posted by xoggoth View PostOne of the first things my sister had to deal with when she started nursing was a bloke with a tin of Harpic up his bum. Good thing the lid didn't come off or he'd have really have had a good clean out.Comment
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Originally posted by BrilloPad View PostI was once given a book for mt birthday of 100 things people had got stuck up their bottom.“The period of the disintegration of the European Union has begun. And the first vessel to have departed is Britain”Comment
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Originally posted by BrilloPad View PostI was once given a book for mt birthday of 100 things people had got stuck up their bottom."Being nice costs nothing and sometimes gets you extra bacon" - Pondlife.Comment
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Originally posted by vetran View Postthe nerves are in the muscle rings at the bottom not in the intestine. You can't feel above those otherwise those with colostomy bags would be in constant agony or pleasure.
generally it's why it's best to use a dildo with some sort of wide flange on the base to stop it going to far - like a butt plug.....
anyway....Comment
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Originally posted by original PM View PostIndeed - after googling this in the pub on saturday we get a better picture...
generally it's why it's best to use a dildo with some sort of wide flange on the base to stop it going to far - like a butt plug.....
anyway....Comment
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