One of the first things my sister had to deal with when she started nursing was a bloke with a tin of Harpic up his bum. Good thing the lid didn't come off or he'd have really have had a good clean out.
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the nerves are in the muscle rings at the bottom not in the intestine. You can't feel above those otherwise those with colostomy bags would be in constant agony or pleasure.Originally posted by original PM View PostOk - i'll admit I have been with quite a few women of different shapes n sizes...
I do not think any of them would not have clearly noticed a 7inch dildo stuck up their arse
I mean really - cmon fellas n ladies do some experimenting this weekend and see if any of you can find someone who 'doesn't notice' something like that
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Colostomy you say? Not really my bag!Originally posted by vetran View Postthe nerves are in the muscle rings at the bottom not in the intestine. You can't feel above those otherwise those with colostomy bags would be in constant agony or pleasure.
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I was once given a book for mt birthday of 100 things people had got stuck up their bottom.Originally posted by xoggoth View PostOne of the first things my sister had to deal with when she started nursing was a bloke with a tin of Harpic up his bum. Good thing the lid didn't come off or he'd have really have had a good clean out.Comment
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What a thoughtful present!!Originally posted by BrilloPad View PostI was once given a book for mt birthday of 100 things people had got stuck up their bottom.
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You do know it wasn't meant as a challenge, don't you?Originally posted by BrilloPad View PostI was once given a book for mt birthday of 100 things people had got stuck up their bottom.
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Indeed - after googling this in the pub on saturday we get a better picture...Originally posted by vetran View Postthe nerves are in the muscle rings at the bottom not in the intestine. You can't feel above those otherwise those with colostomy bags would be in constant agony or pleasure.
generally it's why it's best to use a dildo with some sort of wide flange on the base to stop it going to far - like a butt plug.....
anyway....Comment
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Good to hear from someone with experience.Originally posted by original PM View PostIndeed - after googling this in the pub on saturday we get a better picture...
generally it's why it's best to use a dildo with some sort of wide flange on the base to stop it going to far - like a butt plug.....
anyway....Comment
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