One of the first things my sister had to deal with when she started nursing was a bloke with a tin of Harpic up his bum. Good thing the lid didn't come off or he'd have really have had a good clean out.
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the nerves are in the muscle rings at the bottom not in the intestine. You can't feel above those otherwise those with colostomy bags would be in constant agony or pleasure.Originally posted by original PM View PostAlways forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.Comment
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Colostomy you say? Not really my bag!Originally posted by vetran View Post
“The period of the disintegration of the European Union has begun. And the first vessel to have departed is Britain”Comment
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I was once given a book for mt birthday of 100 things people had got stuck up their bottom.Originally posted by xoggoth View PostComment
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What a thoughtful present!!Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post
“The period of the disintegration of the European Union has begun. And the first vessel to have departed is Britain”Comment
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You do know it wasn't meant as a challenge, don't you?Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post
"Being nice costs nothing and sometimes gets you extra bacon" - Pondlife.Comment
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Indeed - after googling this in the pub on saturday we get a better picture...Originally posted by vetran View Post
generally it's why it's best to use a dildo with some sort of wide flange on the base to stop it going to far - like a butt plug.....
anyway....Comment
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