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Originally posted by vetran View Postthe nerves are in the muscle rings at the bottom not in the intestine. You can't feel above those otherwise those with colostomy bags would be in constant agony or pleasure.
generally it's why it's best to use a dildo with some sort of wide flange on the base to stop it going to far - like a butt plug.....
anyway....
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Originally posted by xoggoth View PostOne of the first things my sister had to deal with when she started nursing was a bloke with a tin of Harpic up his bum. Good thing the lid didn't come off or he'd have really have had a good clean out.
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Originally posted by original PM View PostOk - i'll admit I have been with quite a few women of different shapes n sizes...
I do not think any of them would not have clearly noticed a 7inch dildo stuck up their arse
I mean really - cmon fellas n ladies do some experimenting this weekend and see if any of you can find someone who 'doesn't notice' something like that
must be like a burst couch down there
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One of the first things my sister had to deal with when she started nursing was a bloke with a tin of Harpic up his bum. Good thing the lid didn't come off or he'd have really have had a good clean out.
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Ok - i'll admit I have been with quite a few women of different shapes n sizes...
I do not think any of them would not have clearly noticed a 7inch dildo stuck up their arse
I mean really - cmon fellas n ladies do some experimenting this weekend and see if any of you can find someone who 'doesn't notice' something like that
must be like a burst couch down there
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Originally posted by WTFH View PostWhat's the significance of her being a "mother of one", is that implying she's not on lots of benefits, but only some?
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I guess its happened to a few people, no shame in that, but why on earth would you want to go public with it especially given she is trying to become a teacher
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She added: 'We'd both been drinking the night before so we couldn't drive. I had to make the most embarrassing call to the ambulance at 7am.
'The call handler said 'tell me exactly what the problem is' so I had to tell him.'
Within five minutes an ambulance arrived and rushed the pair to Wrexham Maelor Hospital in Wrexham, North Wales.
Nice to see a news story has moved to light relief.
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What's the significance of her being a "mother of one", is that implying she's not on lots of benefits, but only some?
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